Total Medals Earned: 5,334 (From 897 different games.) Total Medal Score: 104,295 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/140 points)
Score 100 points. Or don't.
Score 8000 points. One good combo should do it!
Score 25000. This will require some skill.
Upgrade your weapon with every power up at the same time!
Score 75000 points. Show me your moves!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
You have escaped the meteor field
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
why would you ignore your own problems?
Learn to accept
The man who watches over you
end your short dream
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/210 points)
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 13/14 (280/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (175/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
You got mad points with little to work with!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/310 points)
Get a score of 15,000
Fall to your death
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Jump to a really far away platform
Fall really far but don't die
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Fight your way through The Clock Crew and defeat Watermelon Clock (is that even a thing- look up later)
Survive the horde of Madness and defeat the DJ
Defeat Pico and friends
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/85 points)
Score over 5000 in a game
Complete 10 levels in one game
Complete 5 levels in one game
Score over 10000 in a game
Score over 20000 in a game
Medals Earned: 13/14 (345/445 points)
you read the help
50 enemies killed
10 enemies killed
paint the car in the shop at least once
kill 500 enemies
launch 25 rockets
mission "Crystal is Forever" completed
complet mission "Quantum of Power"
use turbo-booster 50 times
collect 18 golden badges
complete mission "Gold wheel"
all of the weapons in the shop purchased
purchase all of the upgrades in the shop
collect 36 golden badges