Total Medals Earned: 5,328 (From 895 different games.) Total Medal Score: 104,180 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/210 points)
Beat the first 9 levels
Beat the first 27 levels
Beat the first 18 levels
Beat the game on any mode
Beat the game on classic mode
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Score over 1000 points
Score over 2000 points
Score over 3000 points
Medals Earned: 9/10 (100/150 points)
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Read about Christine
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 11/15 (175/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (115/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Get level 2!
Defeat box glove!
Defeat disco ball!
Get level 10!
Defeat hidra!
Get level 30!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Find the first secret area!
Get pwned by the game!
Finish the game!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (115/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point