Total Medals Earned: 5,334 (From 897 different games.) Total Medal Score: 104,295 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
I'm home!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/25 points)
Find A Cherokee Rose
Grab Some Pills
Find Sophia's Doll
Find Waldo
Click the link to my other stuff on NG
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Reach the 50 points.
Reach the 350 points.
Reach the 1000 points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Try to chat with Chuck Norris
Play on user level
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Beat The First Boss
Beat The Second Boss
Beat the 3rd boss
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Fend off one enemy with the crate
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Beat the game on normal difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/26 (25/500 points)
Perform an execution
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Medals Earned: 8/8 (85/85 points)
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Earn a stellar grade
Make the varsity team
Touch the finger
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Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
Medals Earned: 6/7 (75/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.